You Won’t Believe What “Unknown Substance” Sent 7 Planned Parenthood Staffers to the Hospital

State   |   Steven Ertelt   |   May 23, 2016   |   3:24PM   |   Sarasota, Florida

Officials at a Planned Parenthood abortion business in Sarasota, Florida called police on Monday after an “unknown substance” was found in the building. Emergency personnel eventually sent 7 people to the hospital from the abortion facility.

Police later determined the dangerous substance was none other than baby food. Here’s more:

Seven people were taken to the hospital for evaluation, one declined medical assistance, and 34 others who were in the building were evacuated, Sarasota police said in a statement shortly after 12 p.m. local time.

There is no criminal investigation underway and staffers are expected to re-enter the building later today.

Police were summoned around 10:30 a.m. local time when people in the building were experiencing shortness of breath, WFLA reported.

In a statement, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida confirmed no patients were on the site.

Two hazmat teams were also on the scene, located at 736 Central Ave.

Pro-life writer Mollie Hemingway had a little fun at Planned Parenthood’s expense:

Those HazMat teams confirmed that Planned Parenthood’s worst fears had come true.

It was baby food.

The local school sent out a note that all the children at the school were safe (no word on the safety of the children whose lives are ended at Planned Parenthood).

To recap: occupants of a Planned Parenthood clinic reported shortness of breath and sought major medical care and hazmat clean-up, putting neighborhood schools and cable news outlets on high alert, in response to baby food.

I don’t know which pro-lifer scripted today’s news, but kudos. A bit heavy-handed, perhaps, but they pulled it off.